A series of poor decisions led Michigan police officer Edward Sanchez to call 911 in April 2006 to report that he and his wife were "dead."
- The decision to pocket a bag of marijuana during a drug bust.
- The decision to bake the purloined pot into intoxicating brownies.
- The decision to eat waaaay too many brownies.
- The decision to call 911 when he and his wife were so insanely high that Sanchez told the dispatcher: "I think we're dead. Time is going by really really really really slow."