11 Stupid Legal Warnings

3: Scooters

Your kid is turning 6 this year and has been begging you for a scooter for months. You've been holding out -- mostly to build the anticipation -- but now it's time to hit the toy stores to find the perfect one. Your child gleefully races up and down the aisles debating their various features. A delicate frame or a hefty one? Colored blue or silver? Big questions in a 6-year-old's mind!

Finally, a first-rate favorite is chosen, and you bend down to take a closer look. What the what? Right there on the label: "This product moves when used." How unexpected.