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Is it illegal not to have a name?

Humans love naming things. Gardenias, flamingos, clothespins, you name it. Literally, you name it.

For people, names help to establish our unique place in the world, often summing up in one word our basic personal data of gender, nationality and family history. Whether based on days of week (as with some tribes in Africa), Hopi familial tradition or Jewish religious custom, all cultures have developed naming conventions. And after all that effort, many still tweak their own names into a nickname like Moose or Flash.

But are we legally obligated to have a name? Could we erase it and go with nothing, diving into the ultimate anonymity?

In the United States, going without a name is not inherently illegal. Police won't arrest you for not having a name. But you can't legally identify yourself without one, which would make things difficult for you. For instance, you need a legal name on a birth certificate or social security card to obtain a driver's license or passport, open a bank account and get a job.

By virtue of common law adopted through court decisions rather than legislative actions, you can change your name without a court order simply by using it in all aspects of your life. While state laws govern how you can legally change your name, in general, Beauregard can become any Tom, Dick or Harry as long as the new moniker isn't:

  • Intentionally confusing, such as a number
  • A vulgar word that could induce fighting, including racial slurs
  • Used with fraudulent intent, such as skipping out on unpaid debts
  • Someone else's name for the intent of misuse

[source: FindLaw]

Other countries including Australia, Germany and Spain have similar laws regarding first names. That said, you still could not legally change your name to nothing because you would have no acceptable way to verify your identity.

But what about naming babies? Can parents choose to not name their child? Read the next page to find out.

Blake? Henry? Jeffrey? Hospital staff urges new mothers to complete birth certificate information before leaving the hospital.

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Naming Babies

The initial fate of whether you will be christened Zoey, Zelda or another name lies in the hands of your parents. Generally, at hospitals once a woman has given birth, a volunteer or staff person will stop by her room to help with filling out birth certificate information, including a first and last name. Local jurisdictions oversee the filing of birth certificates with the state, so the rules for when or where someone must register a birth vary from place to place.

In the United States, no matter where a woman gives birth, she is legally obligated at some point to report it to the appropriate government entity, usually a department of health and human services or vital records. That entails filling out a first and last name for the child. How long the mother has to fill out that birth certificate varies by state.

The law does not necessarily require them to complete that information at the time of birth [source: Ihara]. In fact, the parents of U.S. Olympic gold medalist skier Picabo Street didn't name her at all. She simply chose it herself when she was 3 years old, having been called Baby Girl until then.

Although naming customs for babies differ across the world, all countries have some sort of vital records collection, whether centrally or locally controlled [source: Kemp]. In fact, Article 7 of the United Nations Convention on the Rights of a Child states that all children have a "right from birth to a name" [source: United Nations].

But if you pick something too off the wall, beware. In 2007, the New Zealand government revoked Pat and Sheena Watson's name selection for their son. The offender? 4Real. Like the United States, Australia does not allow the presence of numerals in legal names. German parents must follow stricter standards enforced by the local registration office, called the standesamt. They must select a moniker that reflects the baby's sex and will not incite ridicule for the child [source: Flippo]. In Zambia, boys and girls are expected to change their names at puberty and may go through several names during their lives [source: Tembo].

In spite of customs and regulations, research has shown that baby's names do not dramatically affect their success as adults. Instead, according to a study published in the book "Freakonomics," name choices reflect more on the parents than on the children [source: Cabot]. For example, in the U.S., Misty and Joey correlated to parents with lower education levels while Dov and Lucienne came from more educated groups. Likewise, a socially undesirable name does not foreshadow a lackluster future for the person [source: Flora]. Nevertheless, for the three babies reportedly named ESPN after the sports television station in 2006 [source: Associated Press], going through role call at school might not be a cakewalk.

For more information on identity, read the links on the next page.

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Sources

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  • Cabot, Tyler. "Baby Names." The Atlantic. June 2005. (April 23, 2008)http://www.theatlantic.com/doc/200506/cabot
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  • Flora, Carlin. "Hello, My Name is Unique." Psychology Today. March/April 2004. (April 23, 2008)
  • Ihara, Toni; Ihara, Toni Lynne; Warner, Ralph E; Hertz, Frederick. "Living Together: A Legal Guide for Unmarried Couples." Nolo. 2006.http://books.google.com/books?id=Fk-AolTdMJQC
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